iNTERVIEW

We spoke with PAL, a top-notch ideacopyrighterdesignmarketingmediainterplanetary star in the field of quasi-creativity and his assistant ENTITET. Whatever that means…

How did you end up cooperating with PALETE creative studio?

PAL: - I decided to share a small sample of my ingeniousness with these earthlings… I needed more space, at home I already changed everyone’s visual identity.
ENTITET: - Yes, yes… I don’t fair well when I don’t agree. And I also often get on his nerves for agreeing too frequently with him as well.

What’s your opinion of the team at PALETE creative studio?

PAL: - This is my interview! I don’t care about them!
ENTITET: - I’m sorry on his behalf, being polite is not his strong point.

What are your thoughts on your job?

ENTITET: - I love my job, it brings me such pleasure…
PAL: - I love my job too, I can watch it for days.

And what are your strong points?

PAL: - How many pages do you have for this interview?

What are your business references?

PAL: - What do we have here? Did someone come unprepared for the interview?
ENTITET: - Pal, don’t get all nervous. She’s only a mere female earthling.

Since you mentioned female earthlings, what do you think of them?

ENTITET: - That’s those Jasna, Kornela, Mirjana, Renata…
PAL: - Aaaaa? That’s called GENDER. I’d rather call it PMS - pretty motivated souls.

How did you divide tasks?

PAL: - Divided??? These questions are extremely irritating and earthly unpleasant. I do everything. ENTITET only bothers me. The fact that he’d disintegrate in space from sorrow for me is the only reason I haven’t kicked him off of the spaceship. And I share my work with the people from Palete even less - they only act like they do something. All of their supposed successes are thanks to me.

Do deadlines raise your adrenaline level?

Pal: - What kind of dead line? I’m dead, tired of thinking.
ENTITET: - I only think of excuses, it’s not worth mentioning.