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ID CARD_ PAL

Born:
With the destruction of two non-related space particles

Education:
An inapprehensible subsequently inserted genetic code with designer and marketing admixtures

References:
All traces have been transformed into space dust

Exceptional abilities:
Self-marketing

Favorite saying:
The Milky Way is paved with nothing

Favorite sport:
Running in sleep

Likes:
His opinion of himself

Dislikes:
Nearly everything (if we leave out the answer under ‘Likes’)


ID CARD_ENTITET

Born:
From a particle of positive charge

Education:
An earthly incomprehensible propaganda list

References:
Look under ‘Work Experience’

Work Experience:
Look under ‘References’

Exceptional abilities:
Self-help, as well as regeneration from his own space speck

Favorite saying:
Everyone has his or her karma, but the interplanetary one is the hardest

Favorite sport:
Dodging Pal’s mood changes

Likes:
All beings and everything else

Dislikes:
Disliking